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 The biggest prick at the party, 2011

AFTER, 2011 Georgia Davis, ‘Britain’s Fattest Teenager’

Costume, 2011 From a photograph by Phyllis Galembo

Nothing will ever beat this moment, 2011.

I overheard a conversation between a disgruntled passenger and a train manager, I must stress that this is not word for word, but his smug face said it all for me.

Part of the ‘Pugs in Peril’ series. (Although this pug may not seem immediately in peril, what he doesn’t realise is that soon he shall develop a raging heroin addiction).

Part of the ‘Pugs in Peril’ series.

Charlton Heston.

Part of the ‘Pugs in Peril’ series.

Part of the ‘Pugs in Peril’ series.

I will always have a special affinity to Elton John, he looks a lot like my father.